NATALEE HOLLOWAY: CHILLING POLICE FILES

SECRET police files in the Natalee Holloway investigation have surfaced on the 14th anniversary of her disappearance in Aruba — and reveal how Joran van der Sloot and two pals cheated justice with the help of corrupt lawmen on the Caribbean island!

According to the police documents, Joran’s pals fingered the slick skirt-chaser in 18-year-old Natalee’s disappearance.

What’s more, bumbling cops botched the case by pursuing a bogus alibi early in their investigation!

MAN-EATER ANGIE STRIKES AGAIN!

MALEFICENT witch —elina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston during a movie shoot, and now, the man-eater is set to gobble up her hunky new co-star, Nicholas Hoult — and his younger galpal is reportedly warning: “Hands off my guy,” sources say.

The 43-year-old pillow-lipped spider woman has been spinning a web of praises around Hoult, 29 — like she once did about ex Brad — gushing she can’t wait to work closely with him later this summer shooting thriller-flick Those Who Wish Me Dead, sources say.

SHATTERED GOLDIE DUMPED BY PHONE!

AFTER 36 years of togetherness, Kurt Russell coldly dumped Goldie Hawn over the phone, stunned sources say.

“Goldie really believed she and Kurt would be together for the rest of their lives,” a source tells GLOBE.

“She could never imagine something like this coming! It must have been heartbreaking.”

The bubbly 73-year-old was honored at the 2019 Change Maker Awards in New York City on May 1 — and Kurt was nowhere to be found.

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