GEORGE CLOONEY’S FAMILY ARE CROOKS!

HOLLYWOOD tough guy George Clooney is part of a real-life crime family with a chilling history of brutal violence, drugs and armed robbery, an explosive GLOBE special investigation reveals.

Shockingly, the Ocean’s Eleven gangster’s actual cousins — Tyler Clooney, 20, and his mom, Kelly, 40 — are jailbirds with rap sheets featuring arrests for heroin trafficking, burglary, theft and wanton endangerment in the family’s home state, Kentucky. Lawmen say the violent rogues are notorious in Louisville.

ANOREXIA FEARS FOR 93-LB. ANGIE!

ANGELINA Jolie is being eaten alive by loneliness and a vicious virus that’s stripped the meat from her bones and left the Hollywood beauty weighing a frail 93 pounds!

Sources tell GLOBE the actress is consumed with regrets over her bitter breakup with Brad Pitt — and his new romance with her rival Charlize Theron has destroyed her appetite while her disease leaves the star unable to hold down food.

Now friends fear the end is near for the 43-year-old mother of six!

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ROBERT CONRAD, 83, TAKES TERRIBLE FALL!

AGING TV legend Robert Conrad took a humiliating tumble to the pavement that left him bruised and battered just outside his Malibu physical therapist’s office.

The feeble 83-year-old, who played Secret Service Agent James West in the hit 1960s show The Wild Wild West, had to be lifted by two aides into a wheelchair following the shocking Feb. 1 fall.

“He just collapsed on the ground and he lay there helpless on his side,” an eyewitness tells GLOBE. “He had just gotten out of the car and was holding onto the passenger door while his assistant went to get the wheelchair.