Hollywood stars always seem so perfect on screen — thanks to their natural good looks and unnatural styling budgets. But off screen, they all have plenty of trainwreck moments they’d like to keep secret. Our collection of spywitness photos exposes the naked, frightening truth. Here’s one example of what the fabulous and famous look like when there’s NO make-up artist in sight to protect them from embarrassing crimes of fashion, frightening big hair freak-outs, and cringe-worthy close-ups.
Ed O’Neill, 69, strips during a heat wave to show off his man boobs and too much blubber on a bike as he cruises in Santa Monica, Calif.
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