BAGGED TRYING TO TRADE POT FOR BURGER!

GETTING the munchies from smoking marijuana landed a toker in the slammer after the broke, but super-hungry pothead tried to trade a bag of weed for a juicy burger at a Mickey D’s drive-through, cops say.

The McDonald’s worker refused the 2 a.m. barter deal for a meal and called Port St. Lucie, Fla., lawmen, who hung around the fast-food joint hoping the man would return.

Sure enough, still-ravenous, 23-year-old Anthony Gallagher drove around again and was nabbed, police say.

Like Icarus, he flew too high. Get the rest of this story inside the latest issue of GLOBE Magazine.